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Topic: Dumb Laws
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Randi@Laundro
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posted 05-30-2000 09:11 PM
  
The topic on money being illegal in the mail has inspired me to start a new topic on all those dumb laws from dumblaws.com. *lol* I live in Minnesota... and these ARE pretty bad:A person may not cross state lines with a duck atop their head. It is illegal to sleep naked. <-- DAMMIT! Citizens may not enter Wisconsin with a chicken on their head. Oral sex is prohibited. <-- Looks like a lot of people will be breaking the law tonight. All bathtubs must have feet. <-- WTF! I've never seen a bathtub w/ feet here in Minnesota in my entire life.
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CityBornGirl
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posted 05-30-2000 10:12 PM
It is illegal to sleep naked? How would people get it on then? LOL. Don't tell me they're gonna have sex, then put their clothes back on before going to sleep.  ------------------
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Surferfreak
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posted 05-30-2000 10:12 PM
Those are the most hilarious laws!! LOL I am from California and these are some of the dumb laws here:Women may not drive in a house coat. No vehicle without a driver may exceed 60 miles per hour. Many animals are illegal to own as pets, including snails, sloths, and elephants I know, they are not as funny as some of yours! I thik the crossing the border with a chicken on your head is hilarious. ------------------
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methyl
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posted 05-30-2000 10:29 PM
wisconsin:Whenever two trains meet at an intersection of said tracks, neither shall proceed until the other has. ( & how is this possible? ) Citizens may not murder their enemies. You must manually flush all urinals in a building. It is illegal to purchase or use Sparklers in the city (Milwaukee), yet you can buy fully disassembled automatic machine guns. eh, that's about it. IP: Logged |
MochaWeb
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posted 05-30-2000 10:38 PM
Mine are all boring, but here's one of the city laws in my state:No one may wear a bee in their hat. bahaha ;p crazy. ------------------
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silent-bobette
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posted 05-31-2000 12:25 AM
no way, there was this one i read about new york that said:
no sexual intercourse other than front to front missionary sex may take place.
so in other words, no anal or oral. weird huh------------------
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Lana@Laundro
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posted 05-31-2000 06:36 AM
Idaho:
-Illegal for a man to give his sweetheart a box of candy weighing less than fifty pounds.
-You may not fish on a camel's back.
-It is considered an offense to ride on a merry-go-round on Sundays. Texas: -When two trains meet each other at a railroad crossing, each shall come to a full stop, and neither shall proceed until the other has gone.
-A city ordinance states that a person cannot go barefoot without first obtaining a special five-dollar permit.
-It is illegal to take more than three sips of beer at a time while standing.
-You can be legally married by publically introducing a person as your husband or wife 3 times.
-It is illegal to drive without windshield wipers. You don't need a windshield, but you must have the wipers.
-It is illegal for one to shoot a buffalo from the second story of a hotel.
-It is illegal to milk another person's cow.
-A recently passed anticrime law requires criminals to give their victims 24 hours notice, either orally or in writing, and to explain the nature of the crime to be committed.
-The entire Encyclopedia Britannica is banned in Texas because it contains a formula for making beer at home. ghahahaha. ------------------
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Lana@Laundro
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posted 05-31-2000 06:42 AM
oh geezuz.. . . . . in san antonio it is illegal to urinate on the alamo. in mesquite it is illegal for children to have unusual haircuts. in dallas it is illegal to carry realistic dildos.
why must these rain on my parade?
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BRiTT
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posted 05-31-2000 12:22 PM
in Arizona:*Hunting camels is prohibited.
* Donkeys cannot sleep in bathtubs.
* It is unlawful to refuse a person a glass of water.
* You may not have more than two dildos in a house.
* One may not play cards in the streets with a Native American.
* No more than six girls may live in any house.
* Women may not wear pants. i mean what the hell? camels? uhhh. right. none of these make any sense! women may not wear pants? riiighht.
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dazzled*by*confusion
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posted 05-31-2000 06:33 PM
this is a riot!!!! : 2------------------
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dawl
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posted 06-03-2000 11:38 AM
oh yes....
singapore has some really dumb laws...eyy there's lots of dumb laws lol Homosexuals are not allowed to live in the country.
You may not walk around naked while in your home. It is considered to be pornography.
It is illegal to pee in an elevator.
A life sentence is 25 years
It is illegal to wear hot pink pants after midday Sunday.
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lunychik
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posted 06-03-2000 09:45 PM
Sinapore has some tottaly screwed laws-if a women is raped there,she must have at least 4 pious mails to testify thet they witnessed coplete penetration,or she can be convicted of sexual misconduct,with a death sentence.and unlike alot of the american laws mentioned here,this is actually very valid,and practiced.------------------
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Flygirl
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posted 06-03-2000 11:16 PM
in california it is eligal to own many pets including snails, sloths, elaphants and Spainish or Italian sparrows. Isn't that so weird!!!------------------
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Rie
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posted 06-05-2000 04:47 PM
the town i used to live in:Manville
To keep any of the incarcerated beast from picking up bad habits, the town of decreed that it is illegal to feed whiskey or offer cigarettes to animals at the local zoo. This strikes me as kind of odd, since i'd never seen a zoo there in my eleven years of living there. Manville isn't nearly big enough to have a zoo, it can't have more than 2,000 people, and there are liquor stores at every corner....hmmm. * R i e *
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Kryptonite
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posted 06-07-2000 04:36 AM
In florida: (these are only the best ones)If an elephant is left tied to a parking meter, the parking fee has to be paid just as it would for a vehicle. (of course)  Men may not be seen publicly in any kind of strapless gown. Having sexual relations with a porcupine is illegal. bwahaha...
When having sex, only the missionary position is legal. You may not fart in a public place after 6 P.M. on Thursdays. It is considered an offense to shower naked. You may not kiss your wife's breasts.
In Daytona Beach:
The molestation of trash cans is banned.
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